Turning...Asian? I really think so.
You could just drink that cup of coffee or you could become Asian in about 5 minutes. If you want to become Asian simply trade Starbucks and the American Dream for a cup of longevity and health. It's not that Starbucks wants you dead or anything; they probably want to make you an addict to keep money coming in as long as possible.
Green Tea, or as the Koreans call it 녹차, that is Nok cha, is really great for taking those BIG Western eyes and turning them just a bit more Asian. Don't believe me? I'm not surprised. I just made it up. If you drink Green Tea I cannot promise that you'll become Asian, but I can promise you that you'll feel 50% more Asian.
If you don't know where to start why not buy gratuitous amounts of Green Tea right now? If that doesn't do it play this song and await further instruction. Thank you for your time.
Green Tea, or as the Koreans call it 녹차, that is Nok cha, is really great for taking those BIG Western eyes and turning them just a bit more Asian. Don't believe me? I'm not surprised. I just made it up. If you drink Green Tea I cannot promise that you'll become Asian, but I can promise you that you'll feel 50% more Asian.
If you don't know where to start why not buy gratuitous amounts of Green Tea right now? If that doesn't do it play this song and await further instruction. Thank you for your time.
You'll live forever!
ReplyDeleteI love tea.
ReplyDeleteI drink water and green tea.. that's pretty much it.
ReplyDeleteLots of great kinds of tea out there too.
Nice socks.
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